Fandom: Bible
“If I’m honest, I understand why he hated me. If your husband was pregnant with Nicolas’s Cage’s child, you’d be pretty damn pissed too. Of course the first thing that he asked when I broke the news was ‘Holy fuck, Jesus! But you’re a guy?’”

I DID IT. I MADE IT TO WTFFANFICTION.
What. What the hell.
Wat? o.0
know it’s called WTF fanfiction but srsly, WHAT THE FUCK? LMFAO
My…brain…
Fandom: Bible. Oh, and apparently Jesus is married to another man but cheated...Nicolas...